tapeworm

He is in arguably the gayest of all creatures. He's pink, he's a worm, and he likes to go up your butt.

I got a tapeworm from eating Chipotle.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018

TAPEWORM

The act of eating a sour strip candy out of booty

Damn bro I just tapewormed my girl that shit was extra sour !!!!

by GlizzyMcguire December 9, 2020

Tapeworm

A Bad Cop

An Officer that enforces inhumane laws (eg. woke ‘hate crime’ laws) or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty

The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”

Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..

by SaltyBaconCompsBack August 4, 2022

Tapeworm

A Bad Cop

An Officer that enforces inhumane laws or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty

The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”

Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..

by SaltyBaconCompsBack August 4, 2022

Tapeworm Turnover

When a tapeworm is transferred from one person to another via tossing the salad.

Johnny- "My wife was so happy the tapeworm made her loose 100 lbs that she recommended I get one, but I had no idea where to find a tapeworm, so I ate her ass out until we had a tapeworm turnover."
Steve- "Oh my god... thats so fucking sick!"

Richard- "Hey after your done with it, can I have it?"

by batsoup September 6, 2009

Tapeworm day

A day when no matter how much you eat, you still feel hungry.

"Dude, even though I have eaten 5 times today, I am still hungry. I must be having a tapeworm day!"

by Pkchops April 20, 2009

tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by anonymous October 8, 2022