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tanker

some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.
"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
by meech May 24, 2005
mugGet the tankermug.

Tanker

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.
Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"

Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"

Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"
by iTzJosH! February 22, 2009
mugGet the Tankermug.

Tanker

It's basically another way to say thank you but in a more weird way
"You're so pretty!"
"Tanker so much."
by Strange June 21, 2016
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Tanker

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.
"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"
by Taketheterran January 26, 2010
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tanker

An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".
That kid is a tanker.
by pPig January 16, 2009
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Tanker

A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank
"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell
by Douganater July 7, 2014
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tankers

lets snort some mufuckin tankers
by dirty red April 11, 2007
mugGet the tankersmug.

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