some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.
"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."
"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
by meech May 24, 2005

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.
Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"
Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"
Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"
Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"
Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"
by iTzJosH! February 22, 2009

by Strange June 21, 2016

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.
by Taketheterran January 26, 2010


A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank
by Douganater July 7, 2014
