aural tampon

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)

{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!

by Telephony May 20, 2013

tampfop

Trading all my players for other players.

Zach: I’m TAMPFOP.

Randy: There’s simply no other trades to make.

by ZachTheRetard July 7, 2020

Tampon Head

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.

"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"

by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016

Tampon tea

When a woman leaves her used tampon to sit in the toilet bowl and the blood releases into the water causing it to turn red.

I went to take my morning pee and what should I find other than A beautifully steeped batch of tampon tea.

by J. Monte July 10, 2018

Tampon Voice

The voice you use while quietly asking an embarrassing question that you don't want anyone else to hear. You would use this voice if you were asking somebody for a tampon.

Shauna asked Heidi for a tampon using her Tampon Voice so Craig wouldn't hear hear.

by Lord Bromosome October 2, 2016

Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

liquor tampon

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014