take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

by Wes S. January 13, 2006

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

When something is impressive, entertaining, or enjoyable, it is like "taking a bath in chocolate".

"I really enjoyed watching this band. It was like taking a bath in chocolate."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate

taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it

by butt crack billy May 14, 2006

Stanley Uris takes a bath

Basically the worst chapter in IT....Steven King can be a bitch sometimes

‘Stanley Uris takes a bath’ who? We only know happiness and no bathing until after 7:00 pm...

by Sunflowers.shine.too October 27, 2019

take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017

Go commit Stan Uris takes a bath

How to tell someone to die in It fandom language

James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys

Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.

by Carter uwu November 12, 2019