taintiperspirant

Antiperspirant used on the taint.

I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.

by horetex September 25, 2010

titticles

Old, skinny, saggy titties that hang to the waist line. Often seen without bras, titticles flop around like tentacles, wreaking havoc on everything around.

"Be careful of our waitress, man. She almost hit you with her titticles."

by MetalTimmah February 26, 2015

tasticle

The act of licking the testes.

Hey boy would you like a tasticle.

by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012

tainticure

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

Trenticles

Slang word used for an assumed homosexual named Trent. Because Trent enjoys testicles, he is better coined with the named "Trenticle." It is also a play on the word "Tentacles," which is by definition a "flexible appendage on a human." This references a penis which is both flexible and on a human.

T: Mr. Campbell you look very cute today.

C: Why thank you Trenticles, you as well

by cbh2380 February 12, 2018

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004