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Sperm Toffee

Toffee made out of semen.

A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009
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taffle

(v) taffle - to knot up, like hair, string or wool, so that it is difficult to unwind.

(adj) taffled (up) - knotted in an irksome manner

(v) - untaffle - to unravel, usually with difficulty
"Now look, you've got all my wool taffled up".
by davidovsky September 10, 2009
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toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.
by Ms T February 21, 2003
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Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride
Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows
by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009
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toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue
I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!
by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006
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Taffer

As mentioned previously, it is a word invented by Looking Glass Studios and originally saw its introduction in Thief: The Dark Project.

However, what the previous poster failed to note, is its additional use in later releases as "an expletive sounding of British origin." Quite frankly, only one word in the modern vernacular is versatile enough to take its place: The F Word.

See examples, below.
"Where did that taffer go?"
"Aww, taff it all!"
"Quit taffing about, you!"
"What the taff was that?!"
"Are you taffing with me?"
"This shift has been completely taffed.."
by TaciturnBadger August 25, 2011
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