Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 8, 2021

Table

A weird but legitimate place to have sex.

I fucked your mom on a table last night.

by placemantect August 7, 2012

Table

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on

Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk

by BOiNoNIBB June 4, 2018

Table

Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity

I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,

by five brothers and counting May 26, 2009

Table

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.

Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.

by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018

Table

use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038

thats very table, thats a table idea

by Johnny Anderson August 29, 2007

Table

A Table?

Wow is that a table?

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019