Twaffle 

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

Twaffle by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

twaffle 

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

twaffle by RevoJen November 11, 2016

twaffle 

Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women

That twaffle better not come around my man

twaffle by badman31 November 10, 2013

twaffle 

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
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Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

twaffle by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

Twaffle 

Twaffle is short for twat waffle 1. Means being a bitch. 2. Or a thunder cunt.

That bitch julie is such a Twaffle
Twat waffle

Twaffle by Kaydance goforth July 8, 2019

Twaffle House 

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.

Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.

Twaffle House by mersidotes November 9, 2006

Douche twaffle 

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

Douche twaffle by Charizard3 June 10, 2009