Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

twaffle

Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women

That twaffle better not come around my man

by badman31 November 10, 2013

twaffle

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
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Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

Twaffle House

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.

Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.

by mersidotes November 9, 2006

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

Twaffle

Twaffle is short for twat waffle 1. Means being a bitch. 2. Or a thunder cunt.

That bitch julie is such a Twaffle
Twat waffle

by Kaydance goforth July 8, 2019