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Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.
by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010
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Chinga tu sofa

Spanish for 'Fuck yo couch'
Pedro was pissed off at Juan, so he started jumping on Juan's couch screaming, "chinga tu sofa!"
by Minnizzle November 1, 2006
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Tu-Sty Disease

The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.

Cause: unknown

Cure: a swift kick to the face
Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.

Bro2: Bro, why?

Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.

Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.

*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
by Stuckonpuck September 9, 2018
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D I A B E E T U S

When U have had bad eating habits and U eat sugar every day instead of the food U SHOULD have
I H A V E D I A B E E T U S
by s22jjames December 18, 2018
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tu shay

An alternative to the word "touche", which is defined as "Used to acknowledge a hit in fencing or a successful criticism or an effective point in argument." This alternative in particular pertains to the latter half of that definition only. Jon The Korean coined this infinitely useful, and infinitely hilarious, alternative spelling.
(as originally used by Jon The Korean)

"I can't believe this thread is on its second page."

"Tu shay."
by PoorAssRacing May 19, 2005
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T.O.T.U.S

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.
by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017
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Ya tu sabes

Fan:You are awesome!!!
Singer:Ya tu sabes!!!
by cristianoronaldoking717 August 1, 2008
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