trapezoid ass

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks

That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape

by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

Mediterranean Trapezoid

A trapezoid covering the Mediterranean Sea in which thousand of ships have sunk under mysterious circumstances over the last several Millennia. The trapezoids points are clockwise from SW to SE: Gibraltar to Genova, from Genova to Istanbul, from Istanbul to Jerusalem and from Jerusalem back to Gibraltar.

During the Byzantine Empire in the Middle Ages many ships were lost in the Mediterranean Trapezoid.

by sanfrancisco89 August 20, 2010

3 in the Trapezoid

When 3 dudes enter you in the ass at once creating new angles to your butthole. The three create a triangular rectangle (similar to the painted area on an international basketball court.) If they stay in for long enough, everyone ejacula...I mean...is ejected from the painted area.

I wouldn't go in that place. You might end the night with 3 in the Trapezoid.

by AlwaysReady2ForBallinInMyMouth April 7, 2015

Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.

Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.

by Non-generic skank October 24, 2012

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009

French Trapezoid

A sexual position that allows three men to all be inserted in each other's ass at the same time.

Hey, after we finish playing poker do you want to try a French Trapezoid?

by Jim Fox69 May 8, 2013

Trapezoid Mouth

A derogatory term for someone with a phitral column much shorter in width than their lower vermillion border, resulting in a pronounced mouth shape that resembles a trapezoid.

If a trapezoid mouth kisses an upside-down trapezoid mouth, they will produce a hexagon.

by FIRST!!! - Xander October 10, 2025