transylvania twist 

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Dracula: Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Bobby "Boris" Pickett: its now the mash its now the moster mash

transylvania twist by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006

transylvania necktie 

When at the bottom position of a tranny or hermaphrodite 69 and the he/she's junk lays atop your neck and chest area.

Damn...that shin just gave me a Transylvania Necktie!?!?

transylvania necktie by Curly Lopez November 5, 2013

Transylvania Candy Cane 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.

I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!

Transylvania Candy Cane by Jet Dude August 7, 2012

Transylvania Train Station 

When four males have buttsex and its like the human centipede, but the guy at the very front is dressed as a vampire.

I heard that Eli, Marco, Toby, and Wade had a Transylvania Train Station at the party.

Transylvania Train Station by EliReyes16 October 18, 2012

Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

Transylvania Surprise by Jake MacFarland September 10, 2005

transylvania tea 

Tea made by using a bloody tampon dunked in hot watter

A vampire dicided he was tired of fresh blood so he asked for transylvania tea.

transylvania tea by richardhead69 March 6, 2009

Transylvania Flopper 

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.

"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"

Transylvania Flopper by cgaines December 18, 2007