TPS

A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

Ummm...yeah....i'm going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your TPS reports.

by Skeeve January 31, 2006

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third person shooter

this is the short name for an third person shooter

by thom loos July 01, 2005

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TPS

As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

I SHSHSHSeem (Seems) to have T.P.ESHSHHSHS! (TPS)
It iSHSHSHS (is) SHSHSHSo (so) SHSHSHSHSad (sad)

by Erik Ehlert January 09, 2008

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Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance

OMG Asstaroth ruined TPS v1.

by TPSer June 18, 2006

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Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.

Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!

by toiletpaperman August 24, 2009

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