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Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.
H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"
by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020
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louis tomlinson

The absolute fucking KING of the world. No one dear cross him. Founder of sass and Liam-hating. Stream Defenceless.

Bow to the motherfucking king y'all
Person 1: Oh yeah, Louis Tomlinson, he's king shit bro

Person 2: We been knew
by sunnyhasachance February 20, 2021
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louis tomlinson

the center of our very own solar system aka. the sun
person1: did you see the sun was out yesterday ?
person2: i'm pretty sure i didn't see louis tomlinson, but okay
by streamwalls July 26, 2020
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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
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tomfuckery

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
by AWads September 7, 2007
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Louis Tomlinson

He is the Sassmaster from the diamond studded land of Doncaster. And if you give that bitch a carrot he will turn around and slap with with his Gucci handbag and make you look at his Kardashian ass as he sashays away. And we all know he could've worked the Pussy Magnet.
Louis Tomlinson? He doesn't need an example, because every bitch knows who he is.
by Ahtnamas Dnalevelc June 28, 2012
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