Toastarianism

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.

The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.

by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019

Tatanhuga

A word that derives from the Portuguese word Tartaruga.
A Tatanhuga is normally a retarded person that thinks he is the best and he is the only one right, even when he is wrong.
Normally Tatanhugas are gay, retarded and useless. Don't expect to understand them.

-Tatanhuga is a retarded cunt.
-Thats why he is a Tatanhuga!

by Doge_Plays August 17, 2018

Tatatata

Når man er så jævlig keeg, tatatata. Ordet kan ha betydning for latter av en velstelt mann fra møblert hjem. Ofte brukt på keege nabolag som Nordstrand, Frogner, Kollen og Bygdøy. Staykeeg da boys!

Halla gutta, fiksa dompaen eller? Tatatatatata

by StayKeeg March 16, 2022

tata(s)

Breasts of utmost quality and/or girth and perkiness.

Tsi:You see that girl over there..
Mizz: Yeah she has ridiculous tatas!

by mizz October 16, 2002

tatakae-tatakae

Fight-Fight; fighting with two opponents or fighting two battles or fighting one adversary twice.

Tatakae-tatakae what does that mean?

by roguekitten March 8, 2021

Ra-tata

1. Noise of passion/ecstasy preformed with sensual dancing often confused with freaking. Participants swing hips back and forth while keeping one hand in the air and another on their belly.

-Often used in times of where the speaker is at a loss for words or turned on

-May vary between an exclamation, squeal, ejaculation, wail, interjection, rasp, or utterance.

-All typically spoken in high pitches.

Man, last night, took' ma boo down too da inferno, and I got her so randy, she started moanin' her Ra-tata.

by Double U yatt June 30, 2009

Tatami

Straw matting used as a floor covering especially in a Japanese house.

Tatami mats are woven straw mats closely associated with Japanese culture, where they have been an enduring feature for centuries. The densely woven mats are traditionally used as a floor covering, and a number of traditions surround their use. The classic size of a tatami mat is three by six feet (one by two meters), although a wide assortment of shapes and sizes are available in addition to custom mats. This standard size is often used as a room measurement, much as square footage is used in many parts of the West. Thus, one may hear a room described as “four and a half mats.” Many Japanese import stores stock tatami mats, and they can also be ordered directly. The early roots of tatami mats were probably simple rushes strewn on the floors of rooms to keep them more dry and clean. Gradually, rushes were replaced with woven mats, which evolved an inner layer of stuffing such as straw or rice bran. Tatami mats are traditionally edged in fabric such as brocade to keep the layers together. Today, the filling for tatami mats is often a synthetic material, designed to resist wear.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 11, 2011