Toaster Mage

Otherwise known as the "sarcastic slacker", meeting a Toaster Mage is said to aggrivate newbies beyond all belief.
"be a piest"

"be a piest"

"be a piest"
by Robobob January 25, 2005
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Some guy I met.. Pretty cool... I heard he likes pies, and glee.. And is a " piest ". .. e_e
( AIM Convo )
KyuubiFoxDemon: Hey.. I learned some C++..
ToasterMage: glee?
ToasterMage: o.o
KyuubiFoxDemon: -_- This is gonna be a long year...
ToasterMage: glee?
KyuubiFoxDemon: o_o
by Itachsuke March 01, 2005
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1.) The user name of a person on a forum.
2.) An odd person that likes Pie, & wants you to worship it.
3.) An odd person that is a communist.
4.) See one, two & three & combine them here.
5.) Also called Toasty.

www.pieism.tk
Toaster Mage said, "Go to www.pieism.tk"
by MMInfinity January 17, 2005
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"Remotocon: you must love pie
ToasterMage: yes"
by Gotmad (Remotocon) January 28, 2005
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Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
by Haukness January 25, 2005
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1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.
"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"
by Hybride February 20, 2005
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Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"
by Aimee February 05, 2005
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