The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effect

The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.

Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.

by liitlewomen November 23, 2021

The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.

“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”

by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022

The Thomas Special

The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.

'Yo did you here about John doing The Thomas Special?
'Yeah man it was amazing, what a legend.'

by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025

The Thomas Special

A meal consisting of Rice-A-Roni and a blue raspberry Fanta accompanied with a soapy boobjob

"You look sad, get this man the Thomas special!

by sgtGoober March 4, 2025

The Thomas Oooey Gooey

Thomas, wanting a oooey gooey, is a rare but an unjustifiable sense of act, where a Thomas runs a train on 2 or more men, mostly men. They usually had swamp ass and are in a Lexus butt naked. Thomas oooey gooeys happen quite often. Where Thomas is the one in the middle, getting double the action on the nice enjoyable train ride. Thomas loves taking such great trains when both or more involved gets Thomas all oooey gooey with sticky white stuff all over him.

"This oooey gooey was so deliciousoso, I would take a ticket for this train ride again" "Thomas please give me another ooey gooey all over me, in my yummy tummy"
"Ooey gooey swamp ass, in my yummy ummy" " The Thomas Oooey Gooey is just so small, I can't feel his pecker in me"

by Oooey Goooey August 13, 2025

thomas the dank engine

An accurate representation of the chug life.

When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.

by dankm7 December 5, 2015