Salt Shaker

cock blocker

grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds

I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me

by konichiwakitty August 19, 2003

salt shaker

Term men will use for a woman (while the term could be used in reverse, its rarely seen), usually a very attractive woman, who a man has befriended. While the friendship itself could turn into something more, one of the fringe benefits of being her friend is being introduced to her friends, (who are also equally, even exceedingly, attractive) with a strong letter of recommendation, from the original girl 'friend.'

The dilemma for the man becomes - does he work to turn the friendship into something more, or work his way into the network? If he works to build something more out of the friendship, he automatically becomes 'off limits' to all of the first girl's friends, regardless of the outcome with the first girl.

The saltshaker is the girl 'friend.' If the man opts to date his friend (saltshaker), all the other spices are suddenly taken off the table, never to be returned.

by Gingimlet2000 July 2, 2005

Salt Shaker

Another word for blow Job

That salt shaker hit the spot

by Brenden Damon & Luke Fanshier February 15, 2003

Reverse Salt Shaker

a sacred abstract form of masturbation; one bends over on their knees and threads penis through tucked legs and uses both hands wrapped behind their back to jerk like a salt shaker. You know the deal, twist that mother fucker.

I saw Russel doing the reverse salt shaker last night, pretty sure Billy was assisting him as well.

by RevSalt January 23, 2022

Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

The Turkish salt shaker

you let your partner sniff cocaine from the tip of your penis

dude, yesterday Zoe ask me to let her do the The Turkish salt shaker

by Dasbloed October 6, 2021