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History of the Retard

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
by Chidori611 May 20, 2016
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I think... Uh... I think I got some Oedipus complex stuff going on. I don't know... I'm not a doctor.
Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
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lana the retard

by The Sassy LLama April 23, 2018
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She fucked the retard

He is retarded.
Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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The Internet's Retard Brother

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.
by weavesteve October 18, 2008
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Lawson the FNF loving retard

All he does is play FNF all day n9t playing with his friends, has no rizz or any bitches.
Fuck you lawson the FNF loving retard
by JaytheSsumdeeSucker February 8, 2023
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Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual
'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'
by Chikabille November 21, 2021
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