On The Meal

Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.

Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal.

Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.

by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

the 420 meal

A meal consisting of any 4 items off the Wendy's (stoners graceland) 99 cent value menu. In PA or any other state where sales tax is 6%, it comes out to $4.20. You should usually eat this meal when you're high (obviously) and preferably at 4:20.

You: "Pass that blunt dogg."
Gary Coleman: "It's kicked, man. Looks like we're out of weed."
Aaron Carter: "Awwwww sheeeeit I got the munchies like a motherfucker."
You: "Word to your mother! I could really go for the 420 meal right about now."

by Nick D September 21, 2003

The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.

Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!

by J Grizzle July 12, 2009

The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

by El Contractore January 14, 2008

The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015

The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022