goach

A fake as purse that is a uly ass look alike of a coach bad. Usually w/ jiant G's all over the bag ..and it aint guess
Yo check out that girl tryin to bling her Goach, she ghetto as all.
by stomper November 18, 2003
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Goach

A roach, someone who is ugly, that is a queer. The words; gay and roach are combined to make goach. Therefore, an ugly queer. This word is used as an insult.
"Did you see the new boy today?"

"Yeah, he looks like a goach."
by Spicy Mulk August 10, 2019
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Goaching

1) The act of squating like a girl pissing in the game Halo on XBOX

2) The act of standing over an exit from a portal on Halo and sniping with a rocket launcher

3) What nick accidentally said instead of Ghost
1) If I goach, I bet he won't see me

2) He's got the flag, I'm gunna goach and cut him off.

3) Oh shit! He took the goach from our base. ROFL! I said goach, I mean ghost.. Ghost
by Jam Master J February 21, 2004
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goach bag

A knock off coach bag. Hello, we know its fake! Coach is spelled with a C, not a G. Owning one of these should be considered a a sin. Not only does everyone know it's a fake, but we are all pointing and laughing too.
Oh my god look at her Goach bag, it is so Generic, what's the point?
by kb4 April 09, 2006
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The Goach

A teacher who is well versed in ye oldy medieval shakespearean performences by himself
THE GOACH IS AMAZING AT TEACHING, D'U GET ME!!
by Hey boo bear June 03, 2025
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goach

the goat coach. the most goatted coach.
That dude is the goach.
That car is goachly.
That food was goached.
by thegoach February 27, 2024
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