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Beans in the crockpot 

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

chili in the crockpot 

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

Brisket-in-the-crockpot 

Lika a Dutch lobster. Only beefier
The "brisket-in-the-crockpot" is like a Dutch lobster. Only beefier
Brisket-in-the-crockpot by MoCoo September 30, 2013

Chicken in the crockpot 

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.
The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.

The Levittown Crockpot

When your about to eat out an ugly bitch, and her pussy smells so bad you have to vomit inside of it to make it taste exquisite.
“Yo, did you go out with that chick last night?”

“Yea cuh, but her pussy tasted like my dad’s hemorrhoids so, you know I had to give her The Levittown Crockpot.”