The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.
by El5enor August 6, 2018
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A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.
Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!
by madderenell August 24, 2009
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Get the needle taped to the hip mug.Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.
by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013
Get the have you taped mug.When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009
Get the Spunk taped mug.being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009
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