R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday

Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

by thefisher77 August 14, 2009

I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”

Cryptic Social Media Post:

“I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”

by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025

A.B.D.I.T.A

A.B.D.I.T.A Stands for A Barbie Doll In The Ass

Damm bro i was soft untill she gave me an A.B.D.I.T.A, turned me on so much.

by Permenent_Placeholder December 17, 2020

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!

Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning

by DoomsdayDJ February 4, 2024

s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

suck ur dick till u can’t take it any more

i will s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

by ebzino May 27, 2024

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”

she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

by moonisaweeb May 21, 2022