t’d

when you get active and versatile at the same time

Mcjoons was t’d after pounding double digit brews.

by logansmotheronparentsweekend January 15, 2021

T&D

Tits and dick, like T&A but for fat guys not girls.

Did you see the T&D on that 400 pound monster?!?!?

*Shudders*

by Why are all of the names taken March 15, 2009

t’d

being ticked off, t’d off, or pissed off
In general, just being upset

kanye: sorry the party is cancelled

me: that’s t’d

by virginityrocks69 January 2, 2020

t&d

the act of having multiple orgasms. T&D stands for 'total desire' and 'thanx dude'

It was a T&D night

by Bruce November 11, 2006

T.D. units

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.

Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.

by hesti October 13, 2010

t’d up

Short for turnt up (high/drunk/excited)

Person 1: yo we’re getting t’d up tonight.
Person 2: boss shit

by Ambershit March 20, 2018

T’d up

Turned up or turnt up

mane this basketball game betta b t’d up or imma have to dip

by kayristuhhh January 18, 2020