Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.
by PazzDawg July 30, 2011
Get the Can't hug every cat. mug.A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.
Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.
by Jadinator August 16, 2018
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T-Cat
• T-Catty
• don't cat me
• couldn't catch shit in a diaper
• can't catch a break
• i don't catch
• You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!
• You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse
• Don't go catchin herpes
• Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
by Jones1973 March 24, 2024
Get the Can’t walk a cat mug.Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven mug.1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.
Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche
Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt
Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!
Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt
Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!
by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006
Get the cat in a t-shirt mug.When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.
I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."
by kraash October 17, 2006
Get the Can't swing a dead cat. mug.This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.
by Larryforeski December 9, 2024
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