SYLOM

Slang term for 'Sort your life out mate'.

Pronounced Si-Lom.

Person 1: "Alright mate, do you want to come pub tonight?"
Person 2: "No I'm afraid not, I've got to clean my fish tank."
Person 1: "Oh My God! SYLOM!"

by The Plumley Massive January 14, 2011

sylonomega

Sí señor, yo soy de rancho.

Sylonomega be like, lol I'm sylon

by sylonomega April 21, 2018

sylori

angry penis

The Sylori attacked me with cum ball jutsu

by ikasfgjanfjkhb June 13, 2015

Sylon

An Australian Fortnite StW Twitch streamer

Sylon is Pepega

by lkafn November 18, 2019

sylow

Sylow often a unusual name can make mistakes very easily but is easy to make up for it has a long life usually a farmer or a pets name but any person with that name is specail and cares about the way they look and how they carrie them selfs.

hardworker shy farmer sylow hay grain

by Rectecfecmecme November 4, 2013

Reverse Pubic Sylosis

It effects 12 million men every year.
The condition when the pubic hair grows out of the head and the regular hair, grows from the pubic area.

Geoff has reverse pubic sylosis, if you look close enough, you can find a small penis.

by o and j and g and h and l and j November 25, 2003

sylox

Someone who is being a retard

jeff is being a sylox

by bestmastersw November 21, 2020