swifferrifle

she is a very cool tiktoker 🤧❤️‼️ i love her <3

she is a very epic person ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

go follow her or die <33

me: go follow swifferrifle 🔫🥺
you: no, you fat bitch <3
me follow her or die 🔫👹

by poggikillua <3 April 15, 2021

swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.

Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!

by Skatezofre June 2, 2008

Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.

Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!

by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009

Swiffer

- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.

"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)

by somnyadia April 10, 2020

swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.

The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.

by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017