Spicy Jerk

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

spicy boys

fire ants. the worst little motherfuckers.

ah, i got bitten by spicy boys again.

by rinto May 14, 2016

spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.

Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.

by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017

Spicy Pepperoni

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.

Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.

by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018

Spicy Armpits

The uncomfortable feeling you get in your armpits when you feel anxious or nervous.

As the teacher went around collecting homework, i started to get spicy armpits.

by ŷàñîś śûćkś pp December 23, 2018

Spicy Jerk

A Northern Swedish tradition, Which involves rubbing Spicy Swedish Herbs onto your genitalia, causing great burning pain, You than proceed to put Lemon Juice into the head with a Catheter, burning the inside of the penis.

Joel was disappointed with how The Law handled his Lasagna being haunted by ghosts, so he decided to partake in a Spicy Jerk.

Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."

by Kreeper473 January 2, 2019

spicy hour

The daily White House press briefing where Sean Spicer yells at the press and makes a total ass of himself. Always covered by the media as it makes for great television.

I'll send you the link to CSPANs livefeed of the Spicy Hour.

by BartholomewJesus March 30, 2017