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Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"
by mackadilly June 4, 2008
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n. To be completely without people skills

n. Totally lacking in every single aspect of life.

n. Completely oblivious to the actions, thoughts, and behavior of others as well as themselves.
Despite his best intentions, Travis has always sucked at life.

He has always held a certain propensity to suck at life, despite his best intentions.
by tledd December 28, 2005
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1. to have horrible skills for the US board game called "Life"; to never win in the US board game called "Life"
3. to choke every time one tries to eat or to be allergic to the US based breakfast cereal "Life"
1. I suck at life, even my 7 year old sister beats me.
2. Person 1: What do you want for breakfast?
Person 2: What have you got?
Person 1: Eggs or Life cereal.
Person 2: Eggs, definately. I suck at Life.
by Locus April 8, 2007
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way to suck at life!

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A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"
by stan n May 4, 2005
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A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.
1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!
by Megan September 4, 2004
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1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.
How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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You Suck At Life

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A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.
"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.
by truth November 21, 2003
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