Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014

gypsy strudle

Sticking your dick into a toaster until your dick discharges a yellow and red fruit looking substance.

Bob: What is up with your dick?
Johnny: Oh, me and sarah got wild fucking, and she said that to fuck her I had to hit up that gypsy strudle.

by WordMan44 February 21, 2011

Toaster Strudle

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle

Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo

by illLocus May 15, 2018

rusty strudel

A person with ginger colored pubes.

Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.

by bigpeep113 December 17, 2016

toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

by Quacky September 9, 2020

Sneaky Strudel

An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.

My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.

by foybat November 2, 2010

strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020