strapeing the frumpet

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

by poosoap April 13, 2005

e-straining order

Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"

"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"

by pakizzle May 23, 2010

Strateling

Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.

When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)

by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011

Straeing

Straeing, Is the art of packing poop in your
penis hole then build up some piss pressure
untill the cork poop shoots out and you try
and catch it in your mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me straeing last night.

by kurzwe1l April 3, 2009

steafening

the action to contining to turn up your mp3, or ipod to drown out the noise coming from a nasally co worker

If you need me, IM me - I have my iPod on steafening, cause HE is getting on my nerves!

by Theresa Bates February 9, 2009

straining viper

when somebody pops a giant boner while lifting weights

michael you got a straining viper right now

by BALL_zak July 9, 2010

strapeding

The act of three or more people forming a centipede like form with one man and multiple women. The man penetrates the woman while she penetrates another woman. All women must be penetrated by a strapon or the man.

Johnny was strapeding Penny and Jessica when he fucked Penny in the pussy as Penny fucked Jessica in the pussy with a strapon.

by Jack Nong October 31, 2020