straightveg

No meat, no milk, no eggs. Often no honey. Like straightedge, but for animal products.

Kosher? Pshf, we like it straightveg!

by joehaer April 23, 2005

Straightleg

Straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one's legs and buttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. This does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of ejaculation. This makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.

I straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity spunk made a hole in my Jessica Alba poster.

by penis_kink February 22, 2011

Straightlessness

the silent suffering of basil

"That kid over there's probably suffering from straightlessness, damn."

by notkenzieee February 9, 2023