Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

evie souter

Depressed bro although she’s pretty cool my guy

“Evie Souter is pretty cool my guy”

“Wow fr”
“Yuhhh”

by Bubzzzzz... November 11, 2020

souter

verb: to get drunk, start sucking things off, and vomit red wine all of over yourself

woah, you were so drunk last night, that you soutered yourself.

by hazel April 18, 2004

stuter

Childs way of spelling stutter

Ezra said, "did I stuter?"

by MissSanders1984 May 21, 2016

evie souter

this girl hates her self with a passion and cry’s herself to sleep,, 🤠

“I pulled a Evie souter last night lmao”

by Bubzzzzz... September 8, 2020

chowder spouter

Yet again another variation for referencing the male's copulatory apparatus

Yo, get with 'dis chowder spouter bitch.

by Shizzle-Saurus-Rex September 29, 2008

Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion

That wench is a real semen spouter

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010