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anal stretching

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.
Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.
by tdimez October 14, 2013
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stething

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.
I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.
by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011
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anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks
Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017
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Stutching Stick

A stick used to stutch a fire, move around the logs, an outdoor fire poker
Use the Stutching Stick to situate that log on the fire better
by Stutcher April 6, 2021
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Sketching out

Having a bad trip from a drug, normally hallucinogenic such as LSD or Cannabis
I took a hit from the bong, five minutes later I was sketching out hardcore.
by Shardz12345 July 21, 2010
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Stelling

To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.

Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.
I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?
by Realrui April 21, 2008
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Stenching

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.
by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
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