While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
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When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.
After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.
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Get the staties mug.Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.
"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"
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"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
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Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.
Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.
Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.
Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.
snippet from track "Otsegolation" by Static-X
if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved
scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation
if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved
scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation
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