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Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.
Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."
by pothead86 August 21, 2009
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spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.
Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!
by Ultimater September 13, 2012
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Drank, Dank, and Spank

It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.
Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"

Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"

Me-"I'm down for it"
by Milly Bo Jenkins December 29, 2010
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spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.
"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."
by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017
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Actual Tank and Spank

1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.
That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.
by Oasndeq April 3, 2010
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Tank and Spank

Verb.
1. (in mmorpg, or a genral tactics) to send in a strong unit to attacka foe at the front( The Tank), while the rest of the players strike from behind (The Spank)

2. where a girl is on all fours, and you slide your dick into her mouth, and spank her ass hard while she sucks.
1. "In the Dead Mines"

Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you

Desmonk: "Nods"

2. "yo girl ,how about you crawl over here for some tank 'n spank..."
by bootybusterlegomohawk April 28, 2011
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Yank and Spank Foreplay

When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!
Yo bro Kaeden & Josh are yank and spank foreplaying”
by Ooocaba April 11, 2025
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