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Online Stammer

The act of initially typing a response to a post or discussion, then deleting and re-typing over and over again.
His post made me so angry that originally responded what a dick he was before I realised it made me as bad as him. I re-typed my words so many times before I eventually posted , it felt like I had online stammer.
by Lost In Another Reality August 4, 2016
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glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.
Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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Tongue Stammer

Excessive use of ums and uhs
That speech was j j j jitterish with tongue stammer. All I heard was uuum umm umm nervous laugh nothing and uh uh uh whispers.
by Creativecontributer March 5, 2023
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Stammerable

The word stopping, brain altering sight of something that pulls the ability of language straight from your lips. To stumble, to trip, to speak disbelief in the form of words with parts erased. Beguiled to a fault of that which stands in front of you.
Her beauty rendered me stammerable.
by Billie Kent August 16, 2025
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More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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