smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical

We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.

According to Youtube Statistics, only a few like this definition, so if you found that this definition is funny, consider liking it. It means a lot to me, it's free, and if you hate me, you can always dislike this post. Enjoy.

by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021

Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan October 8, 2011

Statistics

The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.

Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."

by PolarBearKorean July 30, 2011