St Thomas Network

The streams of cum leading from woman to woman to woman but eventually leading back to a couple dudes at Carlson

Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"

Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."

EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.

by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

st.thomas aquinas high school

A high school in ft.lauderdale where the kids are rich the teams are amazing and pretty much everyone thinks they're awesome. the the girls are either hot sluts or ugly bitches (with the occasional hot bitch or ugly slut) and the majority of boys are douchebags but attractive douchbags so the girls pretty much just throw themselves at them. Pastimes include getting drunk, smoking weed, partying and eating aloma cookies. There are many cliques at st.thomas including preps, jocks, and loosers. the teachers dont give a shit about anything and let the kids do whatever they want. because sta is known for acedemics the teachers usually bump the grades up at the end of the quarter so they feel accomplished. The football team is amazing and everybody goes to the games but is there really any question who will win? Most of the kids are only at st thomas for the football team and to say "do you know who i am? i go to st.thomas so gtfo". so welcome to sta famous for Brian Piccalo, Michael Irvin, Sanya Richards, chris everett and many more. Some also may note that The owner of Diamond supply co., Hi-rez(rapper) and the daughters of Dan marino and Kim Bokamper are past or current resedents also note worthy the great grandson of walt disney attends st.thomas but on a a less worthy note girls act like worthless sluts and the boys think they're the sexiest things alive. Students "sleep all day and party all night" but hey whos complaining?

st.thomas aquinas high school is popular for Calini, "shit sta girls say", Asking teachers if they can have "stick", aloma cookies, fries, long masses, sucky pep rallys, crowded homerooms, girls spending hours looking at themselves in the mirrors, thinking they're better than anyone else.

by st.thomas knowlege center June 12, 2012

st thomas aquinas

school full of rich kids that live off they daddy’s money. girls are hot or ugly no in between, girls are a lot hoes and fuck with every guy they can get with there hot ass tits. guys are fuckboys and have sex with a girl then never talk to her again. NEVER TALK TO SOMEONE FROM THIS SCHOOL, they will fuck you over but you will get clout for it

guy- “She’s so hot and her tits fuckkk”
guy 2- “she must go to st thomas aquinas with those tits”
guy- “ahh st tomas aquinas”

by sta thot March 21, 2019

St Thomas High School

This is where all the rich black kids go to school. More commonly known as the place where smart kids go to die and where most kids go to get high. St Thomas men are more commonly known as the guys that bring alcohol to parties and steal the hoes with their huge ass trucks and parents money. Most people here have juuls so invite them to your house to get free shit.

Memorial student: Yo i’m tryna have a party who we kicking it wif.
Memorial student 2: Bro just invite a st thomas high school gu y he’ll bring his moms alcohol pantry
Memorial student: Aight just keep him away from the hoes because he’s definently tryna fuck

by Man of St Thomas November 16, 2018

St Thomas More

Hell. Basically hell. Students are tortured and raped by racist and sexist rules which control this concentration camp. The place of tears, screams, begging and suicidal thoughts.

“Did you here what happened to Madeleine McCanne?”
“Yeah, turns out she had been held captive at St Thomas More all these years”

by shreksyboy May 8, 2020

St Thomas more

this is the worst school in the history of the world even the poorest parts of the world make this school look like the down side of the earth they always mess there students around and if students do not do there detentions or homework the schools head takes them into a small room rapes and then badly beats the pupil till they beg for there life

' dude have you heard of that school st Thomas more?

that place scares the shit out of me '

by smellyboyjoe January 20, 2013

St Thomas MO

a small town in Missouri mostly know for its population of about 300 people but also known for being completely out of everyone's way and only having farms with one neighborhood. and you cant forget that you cant get service there either.

friend: lets go to St Thomas MO
me: no way you don't get any service and there's nothing to do

by you?me?us?we? October 18, 2019