one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself
Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!
by luigi1111111 March 26, 2018
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A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2
by BoeJundy November 2, 2013
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when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads
Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee
by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021
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