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wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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Squattergate

Donald Trump's refusal to concede he lost the 2020 election.

The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.

Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020
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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
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Office Squatter

Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.

Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.

Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.

See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.

Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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drive thru squatters

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.
Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.
by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011
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myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.
He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.
by rabbit317 December 9, 2008
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Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.
Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.
by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012
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