spurn

A pot for the distrubution of penile excrement.
An urn for your sperm.

I keep all of the cum from my wanking sessions in my spurn...

by Quiggin July 07, 2005

spurn notice

Advance warning one may have of a breakup.

Scott: Hey man, I just saw Ashley deleting a text when I walked up. I just got my spurn notice.

Zach: At least now you know what's coming. Why don't you do a preemptive breakup.

by Capnjeremyjohn February 16, 2011