spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.

"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."

by dragon. February 8, 2008

Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

spinster

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

by DM January 9, 2004

spunster

noun: a woman who chooses to be manless, spending her life having fun instead.

"Why isn't Suzy married? She's so pretty, and fun to be around."

"Don't you know? She's a Spunster."

by Mannequin Mom January 30, 2014

Spunkstain

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets

Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.

by Steve Connors April 4, 2006