spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spungle

To mentally and physically obliterate one's anus by shoving a slingy hand so far up there, that blood poor out, with a little poop, although gross, it is now no longer a slingy hand, but is a part of their body.

Hey Tim, I heard that bitch got spungled last night.

by Violence February 18, 2018

STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006

Dirty Spangler

The act of defecating in a receptacle normally designated for urination only

Someone left a dirty spangler in the urinal

by R.Ho November 13, 2011

Spengler

Dr. Egon Spengler was responsible for the main theoretical framework, behind the ground-breaking theories involved in the trade of Ghost catching, during the early 1990s.
In collaboration with his colleague, Dr. Ray Stantz, Dr. Spengler was
responsible for the design of the Ghostbusters equipment.
Mainly concerned with theoretical processes, most of his inventions, stories, and general existence was without exception...pointless.
Therefore a 'Spengler' or its verb 'to Spengle' involves someone or something in life which has absolutely no purpose.

1) David Eatwell is without doubt, the biggest Spengler I know.
2)The function of the appendix is currently spenglified.
3)This weekend I shall mostly be spengling with my spengler.

by A. Spengler April 26, 2005

Spangler Shower

Taking sub 3 minute showers mainly to get your hair wet, then coming back to the room and dousing yourself in cologne forcing everyone else in the room to evacuate.

However, when a Spangler shower is not taken, a distinct onion smell will start to spread throughout the room; also calling for evacuation.

Matt goes to the shower room while his roommates are playing video games. Before they get through the first quarter, Matt is already back and dried off.

Andrew- "Matt, you're back already?"
Matt- "Yea...why?"
Ryno- "Yo Andrew, he just got back from a Spangler Shower!"

by Luke Holland December 2, 2007

spangler

the guy always has that certain girl on a leash.
the guy who continuously pimps the same girl.

"I wish I could spangler that ass"
"That dude has that chick spanglered"

by GoGetta4544 March 23, 2010