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spewmaster

example usage : "so sayeth the spewmaster"
when you express your written or verbal thoughts, and it becomes rather long winded, some folks that may not like it , get bored or are unable to comprehend it, sometimes may refer to what you are trying to articulate as "spewing". (which in itself is a very catchy word and has a nice ring to it, and would also make a very good name for a punk rock band ..such as " toxic tony an the spewmasters" ) apprentice spewmasters tend to be at the bottom of the social scale, but once you become very experience at the art of spewing, you will be elevated to the rank of "spewmaster" and will be a superstar in most social circles. the origin of the word is not known , but we do know, the usage of the word "spewmaster" is commonly used and has been popularized by a social and jovial beer drinking middle aged woman with rather nice legs and ass , and can frequently be spotted in or near the martin county florida area . people that use the word spewmaster also have a tendencie say other things such as: "wtf is wrong with you" or "delete me from your contact list" or "don't contact me again I am done with your crap".
hey buttercup, you look really hot in your new red undies! ..... so sayeth the spewmaster!
by beerandguitars January 26, 2014
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shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)
Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!
by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005
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Seedmaster

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.
That Gunt's a real seedmaster.
by DLeurer January 10, 2012
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Susmaster

Used to describe somebody who's acting overly suspicious as hell all the time
"I accidentally found out where my crush attends school and where she lives"

"dude, don't be a susmaster, that sounds sketchy as fuck."
by Mīck September 15, 2020
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spifmaster

The top of all spifulicious spifmiesters. Commonly recognized as someone with utter spiffness. This tends to lean towards those who have gained the ultimate level of the spif tier and has conquered all other levels of spifness. This can be compared the infinity of spifness. There is no higher level. You can't get any better.
"Rory, you have finally become the spifmaster"
by Spifmeister June 20, 2009
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shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.
"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"
by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005
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Stubmaster

On who stubs their toe frequently, even repeatedly on the same object in more than one occasion.
K:*OWWWWW!!!!!*
C: What happened?
K: I stubbed my toe!
C: On that same black box again?! Congratulations stubmaster!
by cf89 January 21, 2010
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