spruce grove composite high school

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.

spruce grove composite high school

by The only living student February 19, 2014

Spruce bug

Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.

"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"

by bytesmasher August 24, 2008

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023

sprudge

espresso sludge, a build up of fine particles of ground espresso.

while making coffee for a million people my shoes were covered in sprudge

by sproducts69 September 11, 2009

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

Spruzer

A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.

The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007