sparkly

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...

hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!

by jeanie, me September 24, 2006

sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 14, 2012

Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

sprankly danks

When you sprinkle freshly ground marijuana into a bowl of shisha for recreational smoking.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some weed to put in this bowl of shisha?

Guy 2: "Yea bro, let's mix up some sprankly danks."

by Breedlejuice August 4, 2011

Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off

Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

sparkly

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

by Sammmmmmmmeh January 5, 2009

Sparklypire

Twilight-style vampire, all twinkle and no vamp. See Edward from Twilight and Angel from Buffy.

He's a sparklypire

by swampmonster January 6, 2009