sportsman’s paradise

A sexual situation where a younger man has a threesome with his same-age girlfriend, and her MILF mother.

Yo, did you hear about Jimmy? He scored a Sportsman’s Paradise with Gina and her mom, Karen.

by Augustus Bugguts October 10, 2021

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

Sportman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

by superjock September 30, 2007

Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.

Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia

by mackemsam August 17, 2016

sportman's double

when a guy fucks both a girl and her mom

i heard billy sportman's doubled susy and her hot ass mom last night!

by brosef323 July 12, 2007

scotsman's leg up

When you put one leg up on the toilet to face fuck a girl while chugging a case of IRN BRU.

MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"

by Nobody1011 September 20, 2016

The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020