sportsman's combination

A mother daughter tag-team.

Bro, I scored a sportsman's combination by tag teaming my girl and her mom.

by Salmon assassin April 19, 2017

Sportsman Skank

An single older woman who has plenty of botox and collagen (usually tattoos as well) who regularly frequents the Sportsman's Public House in Ridgefield, WA. Usually on the prowel.

I think thats the same Sportsman Skank from last time we were here!... I think that's a different one... No it's the same one, just with a hat and a different dude!

by Endofcamelsfoot May 24, 2023

sportsman's hankie

Blowing one's nose while outside engaging in in a sport where no tissue is available. This can only be accomplished by plugging one's nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible.

While out on a 20-mile run, my running partner utilized the sportsman's hankie to blow his nose.

by del1 June 01, 2006

Sportsman's Scratchy

When a bet is made for a lotto scratchy, with the loser of the bet to buy the scratchy, and the winnings shared.

Two friends make a bet on the result of the footy, and wager a sportsman's scratchy. The friend who looses the bet buys a scratchy, with the winnings shared equally between the two friends.

by Mongy47 August 26, 2021

good sportsman

The act of pouring a sports enhancing beverage on your significant other and an accompanying ass slap after some premium smashing.

I just learned the pouring Gatorade on my wife and saying good game then slapping her ass after nutting on her tits is apparently a no no in my household. Now we are divorced. This is what I get for being a good sportsman.

by classy sazz May 25, 2019

sportsman's trio

When you and a mature MILF (usually aged 45+ years) takes you home to have sex with you and her mother. Similar to a sportmans double but usually has a granny involved.

The other night at the bar, this hot MILF wanted me to go home with her and have a sportsman's trio.

by Booger22225 June 24, 2007

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021