splashaphonia

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

by orientxp June 3, 2010

Splish

A splish is a small splash. Usually of a small object hitting water with good force.

like a pebble being tossed into a lake, makes a 'splish' sound.

by Mr. Midnight May 28, 2013

splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.

1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy

by ian March 17, 2005

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

Splashage

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.

"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."

by CzarThe May 11, 2010

Splish splash your opinion is trash

They best way to respond to something you don't like

Person 1: ducks are horrible animals
Person 2: Splish splash your opinion is trash

by Ducks are great May 25, 2020

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018